It's been a busy week for men named after the founder of the faith of Islam.
Mohammed number 1
Last August in the city of Birmingham a young woman was attacked inside a taxis by a man with a knife, and after stabbing her 26 times, he ran away and hid like the coward he is. Well, this week, Mohammed Saleem was sent down for 22 years for murdering the mother of his 3 children. Get this, when caught hiding in a garden by the police, he claimed that his ex-girlfriend stabbed herself.
Mohammed number 2
In Spain, there is currently a court case over the rape and attempted murder of a young British woman in May 2008. It transpires that 31-year-old Mohamed Fadel el Anssari saw travel rep Cheryl Maddison leave her flat on her way to work. He asked for sex, she refused, and because his honour had been besmirched, he dragged her back into her flat, gave her a good hiding, raped her and then, because he was still angry, he stabbed her. Thankfully, he dropped a cigarette at the scene, and from that the Spanish police traced Mohammed as the murderous rapist. But get this, in court it transpired that Mohammed had form for raping little children and beating his wife. Problem for Mohammed, he was caught in a Western country, and as such, instead of the walk of fame he would have received in the mother country, he's looking at 22 years.
Mohammeds number 3 and 4
After the very high profile situation regarding the rape and subsequent death of a woman after she had been raped on a bus in India, you'd think that most men would think twice before pestering a woman in India. Alas no. It seems that 4 men decided to do just that this past Monday against the assistant manager of a five-star hotel in Connaught Place. The police were called, the men arrested, and after two of them played the diplomatic immunity card (Yemen and Algeria) in which to do a runner, that left 2 men from Libya to face the flack. These were identified as Ahmad Mohammed Mustafa and Aiman Mohammed Mustafa who were bailed and told to report to the police later.
Mohammed number 5
It appears that the Mr Big of the Somalian pirate world Mohamed Abdi Hassan has decided to hang up his eye patch, say goodbye to Rodger the cabin boy, Master Bates and Seaman Stains and become a man of peace.
Mohammed number 6
In the British city of Leeds, 28-year-old taxis driver Mohammed Shahin, 28, was jailed for 7 and a half years on charges of raping a customer. It seems that after picking up a fare in September last year, who after telling him to take her home fell asleep, Mohammed couldn't resist the urge to park up and show her how much of a man he was. Like all good Islamic men, after the police issued a warrant for his arrest, he did a runner. Well, he won't be doing much running for the next 7 years, and then he's going to get his arse deported back to Bangladesh. Expect an appeal against his human rights.
Mohammed number 7
Mohammed Khan and his mate Shajah Rehman were both jailed for 4 years in court the other day after being found guilty of dangerous driving in September 2011 when they decided to have a race on the streets of Bradford to see who had the fastest car. Unfortunately for 22-year-old Vitalijs Rozenbergs who was cycling to work, he was hit by Khan's Audi RS3 and killed instantly.
Mohammed number 8
After he had been burgled twice, Mark Avery set up a web cam overlooking the back of the house, and after he got broken into for a third time, he had clear video evidence of 26-year-old Mohammed Prince Islam smashing his window and helping himself to stuff he hadn't paid for. Handing over the video to the police, Mohammed Islam was arrested and bailed for having sticky fingers. Even though he was the star of the show, Mohammed pleaded innocence, and after he was bailed he did a runner only to be found out by Mark Avery yet again. (In the UK, the police are no longer fit for purpose.) Well, I bet Mohammed is spending lots of time acting inside the prison showers (private mobile phone use) after he was sent down for 30 months.
Mohammed number 1
Last August in the city of Birmingham a young woman was attacked inside a taxis by a man with a knife, and after stabbing her 26 times, he ran away and hid like the coward he is. Well, this week, Mohammed Saleem was sent down for 22 years for murdering the mother of his 3 children. Get this, when caught hiding in a garden by the police, he claimed that his ex-girlfriend stabbed herself.
Mohammed number 2
In Spain, there is currently a court case over the rape and attempted murder of a young British woman in May 2008. It transpires that 31-year-old Mohamed Fadel el Anssari saw travel rep Cheryl Maddison leave her flat on her way to work. He asked for sex, she refused, and because his honour had been besmirched, he dragged her back into her flat, gave her a good hiding, raped her and then, because he was still angry, he stabbed her. Thankfully, he dropped a cigarette at the scene, and from that the Spanish police traced Mohammed as the murderous rapist. But get this, in court it transpired that Mohammed had form for raping little children and beating his wife. Problem for Mohammed, he was caught in a Western country, and as such, instead of the walk of fame he would have received in the mother country, he's looking at 22 years.
Mohammeds number 3 and 4
After the very high profile situation regarding the rape and subsequent death of a woman after she had been raped on a bus in India, you'd think that most men would think twice before pestering a woman in India. Alas no. It seems that 4 men decided to do just that this past Monday against the assistant manager of a five-star hotel in Connaught Place. The police were called, the men arrested, and after two of them played the diplomatic immunity card (Yemen and Algeria) in which to do a runner, that left 2 men from Libya to face the flack. These were identified as Ahmad Mohammed Mustafa and Aiman Mohammed Mustafa who were bailed and told to report to the police later.
Mohammed number 5
It appears that the Mr Big of the Somalian pirate world Mohamed Abdi Hassan has decided to hang up his eye patch, say goodbye to Rodger the cabin boy, Master Bates and Seaman Stains and become a man of peace.
Mohammed number 6
In the British city of Leeds, 28-year-old taxis driver Mohammed Shahin, 28, was jailed for 7 and a half years on charges of raping a customer. It seems that after picking up a fare in September last year, who after telling him to take her home fell asleep, Mohammed couldn't resist the urge to park up and show her how much of a man he was. Like all good Islamic men, after the police issued a warrant for his arrest, he did a runner. Well, he won't be doing much running for the next 7 years, and then he's going to get his arse deported back to Bangladesh. Expect an appeal against his human rights.
Mohammed number 7
Mohammed Khan and his mate Shajah Rehman were both jailed for 4 years in court the other day after being found guilty of dangerous driving in September 2011 when they decided to have a race on the streets of Bradford to see who had the fastest car. Unfortunately for 22-year-old Vitalijs Rozenbergs who was cycling to work, he was hit by Khan's Audi RS3 and killed instantly.
Mohammed number 8
After he had been burgled twice, Mark Avery set up a web cam overlooking the back of the house, and after he got broken into for a third time, he had clear video evidence of 26-year-old Mohammed Prince Islam smashing his window and helping himself to stuff he hadn't paid for. Handing over the video to the police, Mohammed Islam was arrested and bailed for having sticky fingers. Even though he was the star of the show, Mohammed pleaded innocence, and after he was bailed he did a runner only to be found out by Mark Avery yet again. (In the UK, the police are no longer fit for purpose.) Well, I bet Mohammed is spending lots of time acting inside the prison showers (private mobile phone use) after he was sent down for 30 months.
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